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Birthday Surprise
Jenna plans a surprise for Charitys birthday and gives him everything he longed for.
I look at nightclubs like they're my own personal policy arena. Every night it's the beaver Olympics. There's something about the thumping music, the often terrible DJs who think they are cooler than shit. Posters would look cooler if they were backward had and was spinning a track on a laptop, the sticky floors, the douchebags all lined up at the men's room, and even the Guido bouncers. I love it all. Nightclubs are my element. Yes, nightclubs are by far one of the greatest places to pick up women. In my case, it has been a little like shooting fish in a barrel, but you have to have the right moves. Here's a top 10 list of how to pick up a woman successfully from a nightclub. For one, just like on an airplane, where it's easier to get up and stretch your legs if you sit in an aisle seat, making sure you are in the most opportune spot of the utmost importance in the club. If you see a possible Gazelle getting your groove on the dance floor or sitting by the bar, you have to be ready to pounce at any moment. You don't want to be packed in the middle of a booth or trapped trying to wade through a crowd to don't use cheesy pickup lines. Pickup lines don't work anymore. Only do shows and people with severe social anxiety disorders use pickup lines. The best way to strike up a combos ask her a question, or better yet, have her asked you a question. Make sure it's shocking but not offensive. The funnier, the better. Is that a deflated parachute you're wearing for a dress, or did you just have gastric bypass surgery? Is not the best first line? You'll have a drink thrown in your face. Three. For every girl you pick up in a bar, her ugly and or fat counterpart will try to cock block you. She will not get the hit. Probably because her brain is too full of being dip that her friend is trying to have a moment and wants to be left alone. The best way to deflect the cock blocker is to call her out on it. Sometimes calling a spade a spade is your best line of defense. For always know when to quit, always quit when you are on top. There are two parts to picking up a chicken and nightclub three, if you count like going home part, getting her attention, and sealing the deal. Once you have our attention, you want to quickly move to the senior deal part, which is mainly easy sailing. If you don't know when to quit the first part, you have problems. Trust your instincts on this one. I trust that if you do trust your gut, you'll know when to change gears five. Another option is to simply walk away or tell her you'll be right back after you've gotten her attention. I've done this one before, and it works every time. Once you've changed gears, you will be biologically hooked. Once you walk away, you will sink the hooks even further to the place that goes outside; she might get the hint that you want her to follow you there. If she doesn't, she is too stupid. Once outside, you can move to stage two. Sometimes it's even easier sailing off the stage to the ceiling; the deal stage is outside and not in the loudness of the crowd. Most importantly, you can get a better look at her to make sure she isn't a total burn victim. Six, many guys asked me the best ways to flirt with a woman, and I usually have two answers. If you are an ugly guy, talk about how rich and interesting you are. Most women are superficial. If you are moderately attractive to attractive, just use your sense of humor. You can be a touch of an A-hole to her, and she'll get a kick out of it. However, 99% of flirting is with the eyes—lots of sultry eye contact. You basically want to give her mind-blowing oral sex with your eyes. Seven. Dancing is also an important component of picking up the ladies in the nightclub. You don't have to be a regular Ricky Martin. But you should be able to follow along to a few tempos. You also never want to do the awkward. I don't know how to dance hand twirl that most guys do. If you are going out on the dance floor, you have to own it. But dancing is important not because it's fun. But because it will release those sex hormones that only come out in a good sweat. Eight. Meeting her friends is another move that is incredibly important. You want to get to know them like they will be your in-laws for the next eight hours. Or until the next morning when you kick this girl out of your house and never call her again. You also want to get to know them because they will possibly be the deciding factor as to whether or not you take this girl home. Her friends will be judged jury gets on their side by including them in your conversations. Nine when you do want to finally take her home, you have to be delicate about it. Because while you might be ready, she might not be. This is when you can add some light touch stroke or hand or, better yet, the inside of her arm, how you could even make out with her a little. You want to get nice and hot it's also better she makes the first move and asked you to go back to your place. This means she wants to get in bed with you. Step 10, this is the part where you're becoming friends with her friends, comes in handy. If her friends don't let her leave, you'll have to play pool. All you have to do is assure them that you will take good care of her. Tell them that you are a good guy and hope that they trust you. In my case, I always have to hope that they haven't read my website, or else they'll know how much of a dirtbag I can be. Anyways, I hope these tips will come in handy for you one day. These have all been the basics of what has been second nature to me. I know that some guys have a hard time picking up the ladies. If you read about my sexcapades, you'll know I don't have any trouble in that department. And I hope the same for you one day.
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