Stories tagged with "pussy licking"
Girls Will Be Girls
Her new roommate gives her a warm welcome to the sorority.
I want to start off this introduction by leveling the proverbial playing field. But first, I want to tell you a little bit about who I am or rather who I am not. Like many people in this universe of about 7 billion, I have lived a unique life. And with my life path has come immense experience and a vast array of stories. I hope to be able to string you along with my life stories week by week; reading my articles will be a little bit like a blind date. Always exciting, always interesting, and always something new. For many of you, this hypothetical first blind date may be our last, but for many of you, it will be the first of many and many to come. If you stick with me before you know, it will be in bed, and I'll be your 50 shades of a guilty pleasure. Allow me to set my profile up for you before we get there. I'm straight. I'm at my sexual prime. And my penis is about seven and a half inches hard with a decent girth. And we're talking about a real seven inches we're not talking about, you know, measuring from the balls sort of con man here. There is a bit of a twist, though, in order for us to fully Connect. You will not be seeing any full pictures of me. You'll be seeing me, but this will be a puzzle for you to solve. I live in a town like yours; go to a coffee shop like the ones near your club at the clubs you've seen. However, I'm never there for too long. Life is always moving forward in order to keep up, so am I. I just moved with a bit more thrust and tenacity than most men you've met. As you sit in your cubicle at your desk with your cheap little laptop, just know that I'm somewhere in the seven continents relaxing, staring at the moon as I get a world-class blow job. The difference between most men and me is when I want something, I get it, and I fucking get it good. My life is that fictional characters carefree fortunate, and full of illicit unadulterated erotic sex and a whole lot of it. I was going to start off this introduction post by naming them all until realizing that having a post starting with Abby Abigail at Amina Alexia and all the way up to Zoe Zola, Zaza, and Susanna. You know, that might actually take up the storage capacity of the whole site and crash the GoDaddy server. Thank god phones can now store up to 64 gigabytes of contacts, sex, and nude photos. Otherwise, I would be single-handedly funding the Rolodex industry. Like the condiments in a super grocery store, going through each one listing brands, nutrition facts, and ingredients gets tedious and often ends up unimportant. In the end, I'll just choose the red, yellow, and green kind because when it comes down to it, What's in a name anyways. And for that fact, what does matter what something looks like, at the end of the night, it might taste good, and it might taste bad. But it is important to remember at the end of the road, you will not remember the good taste or the bad taste, but instead, the vast tastes that your tongue has thrusted through. That's the beauty of the road of life. You're on it, and I'm on it. But don't think we're in the same lane of life. I'm in the fast lane when I'm on it. I've got a pair of gorgeous red lips around my gear shaft, and I'm lit green from the traffic lights ahead, unfamiliar with the concept of slow down yellow or stop red. Yes, I believe life is a random occurrence of events. How else could I live and describe my life, meaning the beautiful blonde on the beaches of Boca was not planned. But just one of the beautiful fruits that the proverbial tree of luck, life, and chance has yielded my way. Don't for a second think I don't remember each of the girls that have lain my arms, mouth open on my cock, or legs open on my face. I know each of their names, their eye colors, and their tastes. You might find that to be strange or fabricated, but I have to disagree with my photographic memory way above average IQ and immense attention to detail. It is impossible for me not to. I've been through a lot, done a lot, seen a lot of things, tasted a lot of things. I've been lower than low, and I've scored higher than imaginable. It's about learning to fly, and bitch I'm a pro. That is why I'm sitting taking the time to write this for you that and I'm great at multitasking to ask the bountiful brunette in my lap right now. My stories are mostly meant to amuse or to serve as entertainment but also to teach and to provoke the sky are occupied by our view and consider these words your map, invitation, and encouragement to join me in the fast lane in the endless sky. I want to teach people how to soar because life is all about soaring. Some of you have wings just don't know how to fly yet. While others don't even know that inside them, live vast wingspan eager to take them to the heavens of their potential. The reason why I want to start off by leveling the playing field is that life is a playing field. Suppose you haven't come to realize that by now, you need to get your ass off the bench and lace up your shoes. We're all in here together. We're all given a chance to play to follow the same rules, and we each get the same length inning quarters and overs. That's a cricket reference overs. I want the guy reading this sitting alone on this computer to know exactly how to leave the club next Friday with one or two of The most beautiful women. They're in your arms, anticipating the best flux of their 20 years of living. I want the woman reading this whose boyfriend, husband, partner friends with benefits, to learn how to have the kind of sex you only read about in the 50 shades series or in those movie scenes that everyone gets excited about. Now it's time to stop all this shit. No more faking orgasms or feigning headaches, no more fucking excuses. My name is jack, Garry. And I'm here to blow your mind. I'll teach you things you've only dreamt about and even things you haven't dreamt about. I'm not doing this as some loser that sits at home with an overactive imagination. But instead, I'm doing this as someone who has been there, done that, fuck that, and bought it. I will teach you things that you will not be able to learn in the classroom or in a movie, or anywhere. I've been blessed with the life that I've chosen to live. Life has shown its favor to me. In fact, I'm it's a prodigal child. This life is not self-sustaining. However, I need things a thing to go on each day. Women. I love women. I mean, I fucking love women. I'd say if there were a pyramid diagram of what matters to me, women would be on top of well over half the diagram, followed by food, cars, money; everything else would be placed in a, you know, sliver at the bottom. This is not a shallow or even comprehensible love. Ever since I can remember, there's something about women that have taught me in a way nothing else will or has. Moreover, women love me as well. I have always had a fascination with them, to bring them to places unimaginable and, for as far as they know, inexistent. Perhaps it's the way I carry myself or the things I say. But this is not via certain swagger I've perfected; instead, it's an incredibly natural raw a real approach that one may only obtain through a will to live life to its fullest. I know exactly how to approach the woman all the men are staring at but are failing to approach the conversation is quick before she's insisting on going to a place quieter or less crowded. In elementary school, we are told everyone has a certain unique gift or talent, and I wholeheartedly believe mine is making love to women. This ability of sorts has led me from some of the most exciting adventures of my life and to some of the strangest and most beautiful places on the earth. You can even go as far as to say I am the first of a new generation of sexual Conquistadores, the Indiana Jones of fucking, and if I were to hold my hand out and pull you from off the cliff, saying that you could be a sexual Conquistador too. Would you believe me? Would you take my hand? Maybe, but probably not. The skeptic usually dies alone in the end anyway. However, next time you find yourself hanging off the cliff of life, sex, and the pursuit of happiness, a little redundant. I know, sorry. Remember one simple truth. We're all born with the same sexual gift. It's in our DNA to have sex and a lot of it. It's our main drive for living as well as the source of our life. The next time somebody asks you what your greatest pleasure in life is, you should always respond without hesitation to sex, and how to have good sex is not the question. There are plenty of good movies, good restaurants and good This and that. The real question is how to have amazing sex. The real question should be how to make your sex life a life worth writing about worth immortalizing for others to enjoy and live through vicariously. If you're a woman reading this, I hope I can turn you on and make you find things about yourself You didn't even know could give you pleasure, guys, you can thank me later when you realized everything you've known before reading my words was a foolish shit lie. For everyone reading this, know that this can either be the first step in the right direction. Or if you choose to stop here, your last step in the right direction. The choice is yours. I trust you make the right one.
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